so uhhh... yeah... last night I HAD SEX IN AN IGLOO!!!!

so uhhh.... yeah..... last night I HAD SEX IN AN IGLOO!!!!

so yeah... my cousins have been expecting a baby... and well the baby was born... no complications or anything... the baby looks like a fucking little alien but they all do when the first come out... well when my cousin went to get her tubes tied..... while they were in there they noticed a large mass near her ovaries... well they removed most of ( Read more... )

talk to me that way again and ill fucking kill you

a customer just left the store, an old woman. she was probably about 70 something... well while she was in she told me about how "they" or "he" keeps breaking things and getting into her house. and how they track her every move. and how they are listening to our conversation right now. she made me whisper... and face the opposite way than the ( Read more... )

hey hey... my check is gone!!!!
sallie mae is an evil whore!

so yeah my paycheck is a little over 1600 dollars!

Happy friggin Thanks giving everyone!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA its 4 in the morning how cool am i????

oh yeah... someone wanted me to say that the show starts at 7 pm.... cause i definately didnt mention the time on the other entry...
so thats december 10 at 7 pm..... hope to see you there... otherwise.... ive got a voodoo doll with your name on it

Guess who is playing at the Emerson Theatre ( Read more... )

so yeah... i just sold a phone charger to Master P does anyone remember him?