Yep this is certainly the first update in over two years. It's kinda funny tho because I read a bunch of my older updates from "back in the day" and I realized that I am a lot more humble and relaxed than I used to be.... So here's the thing, do I stay somber and relaxed? or do I go back to being the arrogant know it all that I used to be? some of ( Read more... )

For those of you that know i've got a fear of spiders, you'll be proud of me today. After using the restroom in my room I realize that there's a baseball sized spider chilling on my shower curtain. After a few extremely loud curses and me running out of there like a little girl I realized that I couldn't just let this spider live in my bathroom, I ( Read more... )

gettin ready for our trip this weekend. The fraternity is taking us on a surprise trip to somewhere and they won't tell us where we're going! some say we're going to either Biloxi or New Orleans on a humanitarian trip, other say we're going to UVA for the FSU UVA game since UVA is where the fraternity was founded in America. Either way if we're ( Read more... )

just a little update.

For those of you who knew my dog Penny on a personal level i'm sorry to say that she had to be put down. She was very old and was not doing very well at all. she was a very pretty dog and she will be missed very much. I don't really have any pics of her to post but i'm gonna try to find some.

So here's an all inclusive update since it's been over a month since the last one. So far i've ( Read more... )

Got fucked by the Campus Lodge, class starts tommorow at 9Am, i'm homeless and have no stuff, not even sheets. Stayin at my friends apartment, I just have a coupla bags of clothes and my computer. Everything such as my leather and corduroy jackets, $400 pinstripe suit, majority of my clothes, TV, 55+ Dvd collection, Playstation 2 and games, ( Read more... )

so yea... just keepin on keepin on. Catchin shoplifters... being kick ass... you know how it is.

To whom ever broke into my friend Renee's car.... it's a simple fact, I will bash your skull in with a lead pipe :)

Well here's a little update cause I know you guys are so interested in my life. caught another shoplifter today and chased a fat asshole out of the store who was trying to steal some lobster and crab, it was so funny cause when he was running his pants fell completely down so he was running with his pants and underwear around his ankles at which ( Read more... )

Just finished my last day of trainning AHAHAHA!!!! for those of you who don't know, i'm going to be catching shoplifters at Publix's around Orlando. I've helped catch two so far and Tuesday i'll be on my own and hungry for blood! So if you want to see me in action come by Publix in Lake Mary... steal.. I DARE you.. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!!!!