CENSURIOUS DRONES...

[trollingtroll]

My dear creatures, what an unmitigated pleasure to once again post my pearls of wisdom and lucid wit to such an appreciative audience.

Though I have Trolled (amiably) various other sites, never have I found one so ameniable to enjoyment and overreaction as this, I have missed you my faithful followers and detractors.

Are there still Furries?

Comments

[iconox]

Namasta and gassho,

I am happy to state that, in your absence, I have ascended to new heights of self-awareness on the bodhisattva path. I am no longer a depraved furry degenerate who trolls to alleviate aggression.

I pray that the blessings of the Lotus be with you, and that you may one day liberate yourself from internet Samsara,

Derg/Iconox

[trollingtroll]

Personally I find hinduism more interesting to the ever populist western style buddhism.

However thank you for your kind wishes.

I remain as ever, yours.

[iconox]

Thank you, Trollingtroll.

Furries still exist, and need your help as much as possible. They do not realize that by squandering their precious human rebirth, they've doomed themselves to being reborn as hermtaurs in the lower Hell realms.

Please give a special outreach to axelwolf.

[trollingtroll]

Pray, don't mention it.

Yet surely there is still some hope?

I shall consider it dear friend.

[dumpsterdiva]

Although certainly not a Censurious Drone, but rather a Sensual DumpsterDiva, I do welcome you back with open arms and a giant ~~~!!{{HUG}}!!~~~ {platonic, of course}

As for Furries, I never do run into any that I know of. I daresay they are still out and about, though.

Why, just yesterday I saw a man at the Marrickville Metro who was rather furry in his own right. He had on nothing but a tank top, shorts, no shoes and most of him was rather hairy. Would he be a furry?

I was fearful when he followed me into the housewares aisle so I quickly hid in a little china tea pot.

There will be no yiffin for this little Diva. No siree Bob!

[trollingtroll]

No doubt a Catalonian and not a Furry, however I feel for your unpleasant experience.

[dumpsterdiva]

Well, it was a close one indeed! Whew! I thought, "There goes the neighborhood!" Alas, I was mistaken.

Not to worry. I did find out that the china tea pot I had hidden in was not made in China at all! It was a shabby import from England!

How could they expect to decieve a smart shopper as moi?

I shall keep on the watch for furries in da hood, though. One never knows.

Ouch! Just poked myself in the eye with a curtain rod. I have finished the bed and dinner and I am now hanging the lovely crocheted lace curtains I whipped out at my last CWA meeting.

[trollingtroll]

Sadly the English have never quite matched the unparalleled quality of the Chinese engineering/manufacturing firms, however as long as draconian fiscal systems and inhumane treatment of english subjects continues there is little hope of economic recovery of this shoddy little nation state.

Beware for furries are everywhere plotting your downfall.

[foxfire]

THE TROLL IS BACK!!! LONG LIVE THE TROLL!!!

[trollingtroll]

GOD BLESS YOU CHILD!!!

you do iz besz

[anonymous]

Hi all!

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G'night

Re: you do iz besz

[trollingtroll]

My absolute pleasure.

[techno_goddesss]

So glad to find that the rumors of your death have been greatly exaggerated!

[trollingtroll]

The rumours were slightly overdone, it is true.