[This post WOULD be locked if Maylene wasn't completely fail at everything ever, and so her nervous guilty face is visible to all.]

U-Um... I sort of. Tripped and crashed into the washing line when I was hanging out the clothes. And now all the clothes have blown away... And they've flown into some people's windows...

So! If anyone sees any white ( Read more... )

[Maylene has been conspicuously absent from the battlefield.

That is because she has concealed herself up on the roof of a particularly tall building, packed up as many snowballs as she can, and is wreaking snowy doom upon everything below. Surprisingly, she is not failing spectacularly at it.

Those sporting red scarfs are safe from her wrath, but ( Read more... )

[The PCD  clatters on, with Maylene performing some kind of... Mime? She's flailing around a lot, but that's nothing unusual. Maylene tries to speak, but no sound comes out when she opens her mouth. The animus took her voice! Noooo she has no idea how to use the text feature! She can barely work the video and voice ones. How is she supposed to be a ( Read more... )

[The video feed shows the ground outside, nothing very interesting. It's the incredibly panicked voice that can be heard offscreen that you should take notice of]

Eeee, nothings familiar, where am I? If I don't finish my chores on time Mr. Sebastian will be so mad, he'll be really really mad! I... I can find a way back to the mansion, if I find ( Read more... )

Name: Witty
Personal lj: narming 
AIM: wittyandgay

Crit is most welcome! Am I doing it right? Wrong? Anything just not sit right? Feel free to tell me! Here is a link to my application, anon is enabled but screening is off because lj hates me.