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013 ♋ Video
GLORY GLORY FUCKING HALLELUJAH!
YOU HEAR THAT BULGEWHACKERS? THIS IS THE GODDAMN GOD OF A HUMAN UNIVERSE SPEAKING HERE.
THAT'S RIGHT!
MOTHERFUCKING SPEAKING LIKE THERE ARE GRUBFISTED MIRACLES GOING ON HERE! LET ALL THE ANGELS IN THE FUCKING DOUCHEFIN'S LAND PROUDLY PROCLAIM IN THEIR HEAVENLY HOST THAT KARKAT VANTAS HAS FUCKING BEAT THE SYSTEM! TAKE ( Read more... ) -
012 ♋ Video
[ with a flickering screen, when the camera finally comes into focus, all that can be seen is bright red. yeah, Eridan's not the only one that's a grub today, but Karkat seems to be content in sleeping...
for a few minutes.
finally, his body unwinds from the communication device with big red buggy eyes staring at the screen. a black nubby leg pokes ( Read more... ) -
011 ♋ Text
THAT CURSE A FEW DAYS AGO ABSOLUTELY TOPS THE CREAMY SUGARY SUBSTANCE ON THE MOIST GOODNESS THAT IS THE FUCKING CAKE.
KISSING DOES NOT FUCKING WORK LIKE THAT, HOLY SHIT.
NOT ONLY DID I HAVE THE WORST TIME GETTING THAT CRUSTY BRINESUCKING TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH, BUT THEN I GET MAULED BY THE BUCK TOOTHED WONDER AS WELL.
WHO THE FLYING FUCK TAUGHT YOU HOW ( Read more... ) -
010 ♋ Video ♋ Memory Theater
[ and the camera flicks on. welcome to the lab hidden in the Veil. there are computers in a sideways U formation, and piles of random junk everywhere. Karkat is off to the side, and Kanaya is next to the Matriorb, an orb with weird orange spikes coming from it. near a pile of - oh god are those clown horns? Eridan, Sollux, and one other female ( Read more... ) -
009 ♋ Voice
Why is it you fucking humans are so goddamn soft and fucking malleable? I swear to fucking god that I go to poke this monstrosity that should be a fucking husk instead of pink flesh and the goddamn nub soaks in a bit. What the hell!?
No claws. No horns. Fuck, even their teeth are fucking blunt as a subjuggulator's club. How the flying fuck humans ( Read more... ) -
008 ♋ Voice
Fuck yesterday! Fuck all of you assholes drifting in the sky without a goddamn care in the fucking spinning planet, bouncing off of shit like globes off of a fucking backboard.
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fucking all!
Everyone gets to be up in the clouds except me. Even the goddamn crippled douchebag!
So all of you can go fuck yourselves sideways with ( Read more... ) -
007 ♋ Text
SO, AS I AM SURE ALL OF YOU LITTLE NOOKWHIFFING BIPEDAL OR OTHERWISE SHISTAINS HAVE REALIZED
THERE IS ANOTHER TROLL AMONGST US. ONE THAT HAS BEEN HERE BEFORE AND DOESN'T REMEMBER A FUCKING THING.
HOW CONVENIENT IS THAT SHIT ANYWAY???
ONE SECOND YOU'RE HERE, DOING YOUR THING AND AVOIDING CURSES OR JUST PLAIN DEALING WITH THEM IN THE BEST AND MOST ( Read more... ) -
006 ♋ Video
[ hello world! what you see on the screen before you is a snickering troll. a snickering Karkat going 'H3H3H3' before grabbing the camera and just flat out licking it.
yeah, that's pretty much it.
what now? ]
(( ooc: if you want to run into Karkat during the day in some action, go for it. warning. he will lick you. 8| ))
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005 ♋ Video
Judging from what other dipshits have said over the network and the massive onslaught of new douchebags arriving, I can already feel that this day is just going to give me another massive, throbbing pain in my pan. At least this one doesn't include trying to move around in some steel armor and figuring out what the fuck to do with that flag.
What ( Read more... )