1. College was a complete waste of my time. I had no idea what I was doing, what I wanted to do, and who I wanted to be. At 27 I'm still not sure, but I have more of an idea than I did when I was 18. I basically went through the motions, got my piece of paper, and left. I wish I didn't take it for granted, and that it didn't all happen so fast ( Read more... )

I want to go to Cancun for my birthday ( Read more... )

I want to go on a long bike ride in Tampa tonight, ending at some bar in Ybor so I can drink away my sorrows ( Read more... )

I really hope it's just the hormones ( Read more... )

Anyone in NYC have a bass I can borrow for the evenings of the 15th and 16th of January? I'll take wonderful care of it, and return it promptly. Promise!!

Doll Parts NYC tour ( Read more... )

That fucking cunt ( Read more... )

Friendsgiving was a tumltulous arena for gorgeous boys and girls to showcase their bike skills via polo, and street methods. Lily and I drank lots of wine. Then Scotty bought me a slice of pizza. Seattle Amanda drank whiskey straight from the bottle, and made me fall in love with her. I fell, twice. Then I decided passing out on Pam's garage floor ( Read more... )

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK. Office staff will now be included on the "quarterly drug screen" by my company. The drug screen *I* used to run and now... do not ( Read more... )

Orlando is a town full of hospitable, wonderful people. Of course, I could just be saying this because I don't know anyone that well, but bliss is ignorance... isn't that how the saying goes ( Read more... )