Remember the fireside bowl, cause I don’t ever remember it looking like this www.firesidebowl.com , there’s no piss or cockroaches in that little movie they got. Speaking of cockroaches (first time I’ve ever been able to say that) here’s a fun little story. I’m in school and there’s this rather big girl eating out of her backpack during class. ( Read more... )

so i've forgot how to use livejournal, not only did i not post what i was trying to, but i deleted the last entry in here, i think i figured it out

here's my myspace again (since i deleted it)
http://www.myspace.com/10033136

this is what happens when you buy a $13 blender


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i'm in san diego bitches

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i think it's almost been another goddamn year since i have used this thing

anyways

i made a myspace, because i'm a fucking loser, but i'm friends with a leprechaun on it, so now who's the fucking loser

--Myspace Link--

guess who began illegally stealing the internet today

me

ashley got my cat's name tattooed on her ass

keep missing me

p.s. i'm not dead, just moved to the 2000 block of western, and don't have a computer, if i remembered my new phone number i'd put it in here, my birthday's on the 19th, drinking competitions all around, i'll be back soon enough

i had a pretzel rod for thanksgiving, just like the pilgrims

the inflatable matress that i tend to sleep on seems to have a hole, the hole cannont be found, i blaim this on julie for giving it to me... for free ( Read more... )