Sex Test

May 29, 2009 08:55

Talked to mom today. She's retired but still supply teaches for fun and profit.

"Sorry I didn't get back to you yesterday. I have to teach those lousy grade 8's. I HATE GRADE 8'S"

"What's going on?"

"Well I have to administer this sex test."

"Sex test? What is on it? What gender am I?"

"No. It's about erections and all sorts of disgusting things. True ( Read more... )

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ext_133826 May 29 2009, 13:28:56 UTC
your mom is pretty cool.

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firepower king of bloggists anonymous May 29 2009, 16:29:03 UTC
"No. It's about erections and all sorts of disgusting things. True or false"

"What happens if they fail?"

ANSWER:
'the apple doesn't fall far from the tree'

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fordarkness May 29 2009, 17:55:49 UTC
Firepower fordarkness May 29 2009, 18:14:34 UTC
her ma deserves praise. most lady teachers of 8th graders care too much 'bout their erections. bonerhate is good for teachurz

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Re: Firepower troublesometiff May 29 2009, 19:49:53 UTC
who doesn't hate boners nowadays? what good have they ever done ANYONE?

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Re: Firepower born_against May 30 2009, 11:11:50 UTC
Good they are disgusting! Like venom tipped swords poking out my eyes!!!!!!!!

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Camille anonymous May 30 2009, 01:13:04 UTC
True story:

In grade eight I had a teacher who gave us all notebooks and said that our homework was to masturbate and then write it in the "Self Journals". What ended up happening is that no one did it but the teacher's pet, in which I called her a "fucking ass kisser" and I got sent to the office for swearing.

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