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trouser_chimp

\1\ - Pygmy Marmoset

Feb 12, 2009 20:36

So this is a 'computer journal'. It is amazing what modern technology can come up with. Greetings to everyone who is reading this. My name is Ritsu Souma.

...What else do you say on these things? I don't know, I've never used one before! And now I bet you all regret ever coming across this! I'm sorry, I'm even ruining decent writing materials! ( Read more... )

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lilyground February 13 2009, 01:43:24 UTC

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You talk really fast!

trouser_chimp February 13 2009, 01:46:20 UTC

I'm sorry, I do not mean to be such a quick wreck when it comes to the means of conversations! I'll slow down at once, if my wicked speedy tongue will allow such a thing!

lilyground February 13 2009, 01:47:17 UTC

Ummm, it's okay! What's your name?

trouser_chimp February 13 2009, 01:48:25 UTC

...Ritsu Souma.

...By the way, if it is not too horribly rude to ask...where am I?

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missmimmi February 13 2009, 01:45:14 UTC

Hello! My name is Mimmi!

...You do not need to apologize.

trouser_chimp February 13 2009, 01:47:56 UTC

I'm sorry, Mimmi-san. It is nice to meet you.

missmimmi February 13 2009, 01:55:58 UTC

san?

I take it you have just arrived here, yes? Welcome to the Elegante.

trouser_chimp February 13 2009, 01:58:13 UTC

Thank you for your kind greeting. Yes, it seems I have only just come, and I'm sorry for not making my announcement earlier.

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rdmcatpaw February 13 2009, 01:49:48 UTC

...Um... Do you need a Slow spell?

'Computer'?

trouser_chimp February 13 2009, 01:54:03 UTC

I'm sorry, I'll do my best to quiet down this awful mouth of mine, even though all it is good for is misunderstood babbling for a wretched soul.

rdmcatpaw February 13 2009, 01:56:09 UTC

Its alright, really! Sorry, I thought you needed it to calm down a little -- not that I'm assuming that you need to! I'm sorry!

trouser_chimp February 13 2009, 02:00:46 UTC

Please don't apologize, these sins are mine alone to atone for. I will try to calm down, even though I am worthless at doing any small simple tasks such as that.

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fivetongued February 13 2009, 02:14:13 UTC

Hey, dollface, why don'tcha cut the crap? Beating on yourself won't get you anywhere; beating's my job. So leave it to me. ♥

trouser_chimp February 13 2009, 02:17:37 UTC

I'm sorry, I really will try to stop, for all I do is annoy and bother like a long-living fly that buzzes on the faces of all innocent bystanders! I should be swatted justly!

fivetongued February 13 2009, 02:18:50 UTC

I can swat you if you want.

trouser_chimp February 13 2009, 02:21:39 UTC

It would probably be best, and divine punishment. But I do not wish to waste your precious time.

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skyion February 13 2009, 03:13:41 UTC

Hello, I'm Tina Ibn Miraaj. I run a bar on Deck 8, come on up!

trouser_chimp February 13 2009, 03:17:42 UTC

It is nice to meet you, Tina-san. I do not wish to burden you with my presence, though...

skyion February 13 2009, 03:24:27 UTC

Why would I consider you a burden? We've just met...

trouser_chimp February 13 2009, 03:29:33 UTC

You are kind not to notice the annoyances I've committed. If you are sure you wouldn't mind my ramblings, perhaps I will go.

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