Two ([Accidental] Video)

[trouser_chimp]

[On the move, at Route 30. But once again, Ritsu has accidentally turned on the video... and once again he's a crying mess.]

Stop, stop, stop! I'm sorry to be asking you to stop, Igglybuff, but to attack those poor, innocent fish!

[the video drops to the ground, showing a pond. Igglybuff has apparently beaten several Magikarp - enough to go to the

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[usedstringshot]

...you do realize battling is pretty much the point of Pokémon right?

[trouser_chimp]

[Abruptly stops crying, blinking some tears off, looking at the Pokegear.]

Excuse me?

[usedstringshot]

A lot of Pokemon actually like battling.

[trouser_chimp]

It is? But what about these poor, innocent fish?

[the 'poor innocent fish' looks like he's falling asleep without the noise.]

[powerfail]

Was she trying to eat them? Or just battling?

[trouser_chimp]

[Sniffling.]

Just battling... I am a terrible care-taker, allowing her to pick on defenseless creatures.

[powerfail]

Oh! Um, they like battling. Even the fish ones... at least I think. I haven't caught one yet.

[trouser_chimp]

That is the second time I have heard this... I must be the most foolish and brainless person in this entire world. I'm sorry to trouble you with my pathetic lack of knowledge.

[video]

[darkenedgales]

Uh, lady?

Dunno if anyone's told you that or not, but... That's the whole point of us being here. Training those things. By fighting.

[video]

[trouser_chimp]

But I don't know anything about fighting! I'm useless in this world.

[video]

[darkenedgales]

C'mon, you'll learn to fight! And it looks like your partner's doing pretty good already.

[video]

[trouser_chimp]

I'm such a stupid fool, any ways to learn to fight I will easily destroy. These poor Pokemon deserve someone more suited, more talented, more intelligent.

[used_beatup]

[HIS EARS]

Stop apologizin', jeez!

[trouser_chimp]

I'm sorry! I mean, ah!

[used_beatup]

Well, uh... Looks like you got it.

So, wha's the problem, yo? It don't look like you doin' too bad.

[trouser_chimp]

[sniffles]

I have captured this innocent creature, and I have no grasp of this... 'battling'. I can barely battle on my own, I am a terrible owner of these creatures. They deserve someone better.

i am so sorry for her.

[usedbravebird]

....You're kind of stupid, aren't you?

[trouser_chimp]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

[usedbravebird]

It's SUPPOSED to do that.

[trouser_chimp]

I'm a failure in this world.