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TWO MONTHS WITHOUT KEMS. STILL GOING STRONG.

YOU'RE LIKE A MONSTER, YOU KNOW, UNDER THE SHEETS.
YOU'RE LIKE A MONSTER, HUNNY, DON'T YOU CHEAT.

(Screw this. It's back to my ever so faithful alternative online journal after this last one.)


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You've just stepped into truckaluck, yaw!
Wehhhhhhhhll-come to the sights of the land of luck.
Where luck comes in trucks!
See the fountain of luck.
Statue of luck-ity.
Get luck-for-luck.
And also make love with luck cos that'll just get you... TRUCKLOADSA LUCK.

Now, you're wonderin'... "WHAT IN THE WORLD WOULD I GET FROM RUDDY LUCK?"
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So, my dog did something really cute this morning. Okay, I don't know whether it's cute or just strange... She rammed into my door to try to get me to open it. But I was so deep in sleep(/or hung over) to have heard anything. She rammed twice ( Read more... )

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Skivving. How about you?

No more, no more!


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