I'm getting sick of Greeley ( Read more... )

This morning I experienced the most violent session of barfing in my twenty-four years on PLANET EARTH! I've really been wanting to say PLANET EARTH like that for a while, so I thought I would throw it in for dramatics. No, but really, it was the kind of barfing where you're choking and can't catch your breath ( Read more... )

In the post office parking lot today, an older man stopped me and said, "You look like you have a good sense of humor. Do you wanna hear a joke?" First of all, how can he tell I have a good sense of humor? Do I look like a joke? Anyway, the joke was: What do you call a cat during Christmas time in the desert?

On the way home from picking my brother up from work this morning, he asked if I had ever had the drink called LEANIN'. Apparently, it's 1/2 Sprite and 1/2 liquid codeine. And more importantly, it supposedly gets you "fucked up" as David commented.

If I were a fifteen year old girl who wore tie-dyed midriffs, I think I could get on board with that

( shuffle off )

I should buy this.

If this past week were a movie of my life, I would have emerged with frazzled Hollywood hair (fakey looking, but DAZZLING in the next scene. well, maybe minus the dazzle ( Read more... )

My brother is mad at me. I was walking up the stairs the other night, wearing an obnoxiously fuzzy robe (which my parents gave me for x-mas) when my brother started walking down the stairs, with his apparently NIGHTLY pickle. My robe, he claims knocked the nightly pickle out of his hands and we watched it tumble down the rest of the stairs like a ( Read more... )

I had to go to two openings last night that both started at seven, but I got out of class at 4:30. I tooled around Denver for a while and finally decided to go get a soda and a snack with my gas card (thanks mom and dad). What is usually a ten minute drive to my favorite station took nearly thirty minutes because of traffic. I was ready to gobble. ( Read more... )

Yesterday I watched the best intro montage of a contestant on a dating show...ever. The show was called Room Raiders on MTV. The girl who would be searching the rooms of the boys, prefaced her walk-through with, "I think a player is someone who knows how to treat a woman right and show her a good time." At that point, the introductions to the boys ( Read more... )