Wow, doesn't time fly? I had the baby and its a boy. He was huge. I took all the drugs the stingy doctors would give me and still screamed and cried for hours. The best part is when its over, and you have a baby you can make your husband carry around for you after nine months of doing all the work by yourself. My baby is cool. He sleeps through the ( Read more... )

I am so pregnant. Everytime I feel like I could not possibly get rounder, I do. I successfully graduated from law school (they mailed me my diploma!) and I found a real job. I get to keep the real job if I passed the BAR. So since I have been in the paycheck drawing minority of my classmates, I am really not in a hurry to find out whether or not I ( Read more... )

I am down to the last 5 candidates for a job a really want. But it is starting to sound a little be bit like a reality tv show challenge ( Read more... )

I passed the MPRE today! I found out via a friend 7 minutes before my email arrived. I got a 111, which means I am safe in each and every state. I am very ready to be done with law school. I need to escape. I am looking at the thought of legal temp work. It seems that would be a good way to pay my loans and feed myself while acquiring legal ( Read more... )

I didn't mean to take a hiatus it just kind of happened. I was not in the mood to memorialize my drama for a while. I got a new guinea pig off of petfinder. It happened to be adopt a guinea pig month, but that was coincidental. He is all white with blue eyes. He is shy from people, but he is bringing out Trover's personality. I have a job interview ( Read more... )

I am weary. Of trying to do too much no doubt. That spare 4 credit late night class is really begining to wear on me. So is being student org President. It would be easier if I left more alone and tried to do less, but I don't. Looking for jobs is draining. In general it is difficult waiting to hear back from so many different employers, some of ( Read more... )

Sounds like the title of a Hugh Grant romantic comedy doesn't it? Well, it is actually my long lost friend's situation right now. My friend Bossy Blonde moved to Germany after we graduated from Small Expensive and Respected College in 2003. She is getting married in the chapel at Small Expensive and Respected College come the fall. However, she has ( Read more... )

I stole my parents' diet book. Okay, I asked my Mom if I "could borrow it?" and I know she likes to make me happy so she'd probably say yes. It just looked like everything was going along so nicely for them, I thought I would try it out myself. It is the South Beach Diet, which is very much like Atkins with no counting of the carbs. You are simply ( Read more... )

I left my purse under the desk in a an undergrad classroom. My professor picked it up on her way out and left a note on the chalkboard. Except the custodians locked the building and erased the board. So I spent all yesterday searching for it, and my purse was traveling around with my Professor, who was hoping I would find her and reclaim it. ( Read more... )

My new professor for Last Required Class about business and blah blah is a dick. I quote from his syllabus about absences. "The birth of your first child the day before is a borderline excuse at best." He is no doubt serious. I am sure he wanted to slap the bitch, tell her she had gained way too much weight, and flunk her for not better rationing ( Read more... )