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Me: Did you just call that scooper "Scoopy" with a capital "s ( Read more... )

Tania: I sat on Santa Clause's lap once.
Me: Did you tell him you were Jewish?
Tania: "Santa I want a menorah and eight candles and latkes and if you have time, some doughnuts.
Me: Doughnuts?
Tania: Fried dough, a traditional Hannukah treat!

Home.

I have something in my eye.

My apartment is clean.
My laundry is done.
My teeth are brushed.
Life is good.

Except my mind won't be still.

All I need to know is,
Can I call him Nicky?
Is that too much?

New residence.
Still living out of a box.
I don't know where anything is.

Basically exhausted.

Excited for the weekend to come.
And the weeks too.

Come.back.now.

I don't think we will go there again.

When you have pre-planned bat symbol
To signal distress
That place is too skanky for me.

But dancing is fun :]

I'm a horrible person.
I began with 11.
At 8 I changed the water.
I thought they were big enough
I thought it would be okay

But they ate their children.
And now I have 3.
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What a stupid survival technique.

Had a really nice trip ( Read more... )

So. Tania is upset that I haven't been posting lately ( Read more... )

Done bitches.