i like my body when it is with your ( Read more... )

Fuck Drunk: The state of delicious delirium where one cannot think properly or form a sentence without slurring after being fucked exceptionally well.

Yeah, okay, so ( Read more... )

I forgot to update you all on my mom's fish! I mean, I'm certain you were all waiting with baited breath for the information. Krystin rocks! Which is to say the fish has been dubbed "Captain Majinglehopper." You may all return to your lives now.

Sorry, everybody, I'm having a girl day. My boss, Melanie, called and not only does she have my set of office keys I'm also set for ZooFari! So I head to the zoo about 1:30 on Friday, set up for 4 hours, then change clothes and prettify myself for a lavish black tie affair with lots of excessively wealthy people. Yay! Okay...just sharing my ( Read more... )

So, today was my first day at the new job and it was phenomenal ( Read more... )

You see, one of the weird side effects of spending so much time on my laptop is that I look at my hands a lot. That wouldn't be noteworthy except that these days I keep noticing how sliced up I am. I've got a few random scars on my forearms only one of which I remember getting. And my hands and wrists are riddled with healing cat scratches. One ( Read more... )

So, I'm kind of in a mood these days. Not sure if that means I really should post. Or that I really shouldn't post. Heh. Life is a funny thing. Anyway, maybe more on my life/mood later. Not sure ya'll deserve to be subjected to that.

This post was really about Halloween. If I can get my ass in gear and my act together, Ben and I should be having a ( Read more... )

I hate hormones. I've been feeling physically ill the last few days and that's probably why. That or I've got a virus. Yay! (Three cheers for my depressed immune system! Hip hip...) And I hate that when your hormones are out of whack, unimportant things feel important, whether I like it or not. Shit that should just be annoying is, instead, ( Read more... )

I was supposed to post saying:
Ben has accomplished his primary goal. Damn him.