I was awoken by geese this morning. Took me a few minutes to realize what the noises were.
They were talking about geese on a television program last night.
*twilight zone music*

It's way to early. The synapses in my brain aren't synapsing yet.

*walks through the door*

My current dipping sauce of choice is a mixture of ranch dressing and hot sauce. My significant and I eat a lot of chicken and pork, and that's what I use it on. I use entirely too much, but it's just that good. I highly recommend it.

I wonder if the term 'head out', as in to leave, originated from when we are born.

There was a glitch in the phone system at work today. Instead of saying Wednesday the 20th, it said Friday the 20th. It was taunting me with being Friday. How am I supposed to work with that in my vision? So instead of going home and relaxing all weekend, I have to drag my ass to work for a couple more days.

This morning as I was driving to work, I saw a large semi truck coming up behind me in the adjacent lane. It was pulling what I thought to be an empty flatbed trailer. That is until it was ahead of me. I saw that in the front of the bed, strapped in like any other load, was a child's power wheel. The little battery operated plastic cars that I was ( Read more... )

I have found that the only four words, generally accepted as reasonable conversation in the men's restroom are the inquisitive, 'How's it going?' and the response, 'Fine.'

Not long ago as a friend and I were walking to my car, they noticed a coat hanger in my back seat ( Read more... )

It's ok to support the troops and peace, at the same time.

EARTHQUAKE!!!EARTHQUAKE!!!EARTHQUAKE!!!EARTHQUAKE!!!
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