I just woke up from an extremely realistic dream in which Claire and I killed this famous Vietnamese baker. After we killed him we flushed his body down a toilet at Uwajimaya and started cackling about how clever we were because clearly no one would ever find the body. But after awhile people who shopped at Uwajimaya started to realize that the ( Read more... )

My mother almost bought an Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt for herself today that said, "North Carolina - it's better on top!"

I puked

Many a strategy was generated today, and perfection is on its way

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