Yet again I've managed to do absofuckinglutely NOTHING AT ALL. Also I am eating some disgustingly sweet chocolate-covered orange jelly sticks (what the fuck?) Whyy ( Read more... )

OKAY. Things that I've accomplished this summer ( Read more... )

06:06 PM PDT on Thursday, June 22, 2006 ( Read more... )

If anyone wants to buy a ticket to the midnight showing of Harry Potter IV at Columbia City, tell me please

Tracksuit + Michael Jordan bling + sunglasses + visor =...take a guess

I made a sickening realization today: I have completely failed at life

Honestly I do not even believe how much school sucks

I may get in touch with my Jewish side by working at Noah's Bagels starting next week

BumBershoot. Not BumPershoot.

The Smashing Pumpkins remind me of summer

Whyyyy is my mother so obsessed with harassing me?

My new neighbor, the 17-year-old from Washington, DC, looks like Matthew Underbrink

What would I ever do without Jamba Juice?

let's get fucked up, bitches

I just got hit on by 3 incoming freshmen, as a result I now have a new boyfriend named Corey

Y'all better watch out for the class of OH NINE

I just had a dream featuring severed nipples courtesy of Nate Cermak and Noam Nicholson

AKDJFHDKJ these cancerous abrasions must cease to exist