Went to the gym last night for the first time since I sprained my ankle. And while I couldn't do a full work-out as I'm still not fully healed, it felt so good to be doing something active again. I've never been more happy to sweat before. lol. And I found when I went home and looked in the mirror, I was happier with what I saw. It's funny that ( Read more... )

Dear Right Ankle:

Please stop allowing yourself to get sprained. I understand that it is partly my fault for doing things which put strain on you such as jumping around, running, roller skating, falling in holes...but you should be tough enough to withstand these things. You don't see your sister, Left Ankle, having any issues do you? And this is ( Read more... )

I've decided I would like to store my uterus in a jar of formaldehyde or a freezer until I actually need to use it. Because as of right now all it's doing is being obnoxious and causing me discomfort and making a mess.

Tiff called me last night and left me one of those priceless voicemails that you wish you could save forever. Apparently her house had been over-run by dragons and Elijah was running around and attacking them. So, being the chilvarous dragon slayer that he is, he was of course worried for my safety and wanted to call and make sure I was OK.  So the ( Read more... )

Last night I spent a decent amount of time outside of Kaisen with Holly and April trying to figure out the best way I could avoid life in general so as to have as few interruptions as possible while reading HP. The first idea was for me to take a plate of snacks into the bathroom, and just sit on the toilet and read. But that seemed a little ( Read more... )

So it may be a week late, and I wish I had an incredible excuse to give you like I was kidnapped by Count Olaf and thrown in a room with Medusoid Mycelium, which I only narrowly escaped, but the reality is I'm lame, and this is the soonest I got around to typing this. I just wanted to say thanks to all the folks who made my birthday fantabulous ( Read more... )

It seems as though the state is on fire (and according to the news, it pretty much is)...I wake up this morning to smell smoke, find ash on my windshield and then drive through a smokey haze to work, only to hear that a fire started across the street from work...I don't like feeling as though I'm living through a movie about the apocolypse. It's ( Read more... )

Sat. night I was hit on by a guy who I believe is mildly autistic, and was dressed up as a Storm Trooper. At first I was able to avoid his advances by a convenient trip to the bathroom, but when I returned, Sarah decided to bring him back into the room we were in, and he proceeded to ask for my number. Why is it that I seem to attract the wierdos?

Driving to work today, I pull up alongside a car with a toddler in the back seat. I glance over to see him looking and smiling at me. So I smile back, and he sticks his tongue out at me and laughs. I, of course, retaliate and this turns into a battle over who can make the dumbest looking face. Made the commute in much more bearable and enjoyable ( Read more... )

Whole milk works wonderfully as a stain remover. Who knew?