The Claus Conspiracy

[tseran]

In an attempt to solve the mystery of who or what Santa Claus is, we have gathered a certain amount of data to fit with the legends and myths regarding this being. We have compiled them all in this document in an attempt to bring order and stability, as well as understanding to Santa Claus. Here is what we know.

Comments

[catarzyna]

What if you are good at being naughty? Do you still get gifts?

[tseran]

Nope, you get spankings!

[catarzyna]

That isn't a gift? ;-)

[tseran]

Usually, no....but if you wrap up your hand....maybe.

[flutterby68]

Being good at being naughty... heh, my stock in trade :) Not to be confused with trading stocks, of course.

As for spankings.. those are meted out on birthdays, but why stop at once a year? ;)