the bear that sounds like a crocodile

[tshell]

why discovery channel? why do you put people like bear grylls on your network? that man gets on my nerves.. he always acts as if his life is in danger at every second... "i need to get to the other side of this ravine before sundown or i'll be in real trouble!!! *pant pant*"... hey mister.. who are you talking to? oh that's right YOUR CAMERA CREW

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[dariens_haircut]

I have a simple solution to that problem.
No cable.

[tshell]

but...but... how then will i watch old men bowl in plaid pants?

[dariens_haircut]

Extensive DVD collection.

[tshell]

i told you...i have 8mm tape. but my sonny and cher collection is awesome! :D

[notbamf]

LOL

"She's dead!"

"Yes, but her hair smells fantastic."

"..."

"no, really. Get in her and sniff this. Nothing like the last guy's piss head."

[tshell]

hahaha... piss head :D

[tshell]

or better yet... just don't get your dumbass lost in the desert. that's my rule.

[stayfunny]

You know he has 3 sons - Jesse, Marmaduke and Huckleberry.

That's how I know he is fucking whack.

Oh:

LOL

[tshell]

hahahaha... motel 6....

you can tell he's in danger because he's breathing hard and his shirt is dirty... death is just around the corner.

[drocera]

Survivor Man can kcik Gryls's ass. AND he's much sexier. Alas, his show is going off the air so there goes some damn good masterbation fodder.

[tshell]

masturbation fodder? for me? a man? i'd rather masturbate to your icon there. :D