you can now call me the bird whisperer... see yesterday eddie and i went out to eat and we had to park at the very back of the parking lot and on our way in there was this guy and girl standing by the side of the building and the guy was bent over looking at something on the little patch of grass on the side and much like when you see someone ( Read more... )

i was watching the news and started thinking this would be a much better world if there were no men in it....hold on, hold on, before you start thinking this is going to be a post full of man-bashing, give me a minute!!! patience patience....ok.. so i was thinking if there were no men around there'd be no rape, no hitlers, kim jong ils, stalins, ( Read more... )

it's been a glorious glorious 2 or 3 days...it's been cold, rainy, and grey.....mmmmmm snuggle up on the couch under a blanket weather... love it.

i tried watching that movie forgetting sarah marshall.... that was a huge waste... and what was the deal with the beginning of the movie? did we really have to see that guys penis 39 times? i don't get ( Read more... )

i wasn't asked to do this meme, more like i stole it without permission but eh tomato tomahto.

1. When you take a shower, do you get in first and then turn on the water or turn on the water and then get in?  i always intend to turn on the water first but always forget and because i don't want to stand outside of the shower naked like an idiot, i ( Read more... )

i'm tired tired tired... and sleepy.. stupid insomnia... and i don't know what i want to write about... oh wait.. i found a picture i wanted to post... here it is:


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i've been on this earth for a bit now. i've travelled here and there. i've made a lot of friends throughout the years and very few enemies. i've been in a few relationships, some good, some not so good, some that i wish with everything i have that i'd never entered in the first place. and all that to come to this conclusion: people suck ass. crap ( Read more... )

so now i can't stop looking at these funny cat pictures and this is what i thought of when i saw this one so i added the text... i know i didn't mispell the words but oh well... i thought it was funny at least... i sat there and laughed to myself:

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why discovery channel? why do you put people like bear grylls on your network? that man gets on my nerves.. he always acts as if his life is in danger at every second... "i need to get to the other side of this ravine before sundown or i'll be in real trouble!!! *pant pant*"... hey mister.. who are you talking to? oh that's right YOUR CAMERA CREW ( Read more... )

i had to go to the dmv (department of motor vehicles for my non-american friends) yesterday and i thought i was beating the system by getting there a full 45 minutes before they open. i thought i was a genius!!! of course i get there and the line is already 20 people deep... but that's not the bitch of it... they'd already opened up and were ( Read more... )

i can't decide which i like better.... the older but elegant, very demure and haughty, brown-haired, showing off the shoulders and wearing killer hats lady dedlock gillian anderson:


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