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THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME
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Just give something warm and fluffy and sweet.
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"IT Department, this is Mark. Do tell me all about how you’ve messed up your computer today."
A second later, Mark frowns at the receiver. All he can hear is the dial tone.
"Huh." Mark shrugs, putting the phone back down on the hook. It couldn’t have been anything serious if the caller gave up that fast without even saying a word.
Someone clears their throat directly behind him.
Mark whirls in his chair to face his supervisor, groaning internally. He really hates when they have their special chats.
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Mark tries to stop his eyes from glazing over, but it's getting increasingly difficult seeing as Chris pretty much gives him the same exact speech on a weekly basis.
Chris gives him an exasperated look. "You've been here a year already. Is it really that hard to fake a little enthusiasm?" He sighs tiredly. "And you know, not insult our callers before they even get a ( ... )
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CASEY AND I LITERALLY WROTE THIS PROMPT THE OTHER DAY AND YOU ARE DOING IT LIKE, RIGHT OUT OF OUR HEADS. WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS WAY TOO GOOD TO HANDLE.
"HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO MESS UP YOUR COMPUTER" AND HE'S ALL "WHO CARES HOW IT GETS DONE AS LONG AS IT DOES" AND "PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING" WHEN CHRIS SAYS HE SHOULD BE LIKE DUSTIN.
AND I LOVE HOW YOU'VE REVERSED THE USUAL CHRIS/MARK DYNAMIC HERE SO THAT CHRIS IS THE BOSS AND MARK IS THE EMPLOYEE WHO IS SO FANTASTIC THEY CANNOT FIRE HIM. :DDD
CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEXT CALLER. BREAK YOUR COMPUTER WARDO; MARK WANTS TO FIX IT AND MAYBE TAKE YOU OUT FOR COFFEE AFTERWARD. ;)
I CAN TELL ALREADY THAT I AM GOING TO READ THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. ♥
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In any case, I have a little more posted now. :)
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As usual, the phone rings about half an hour into Mark’s shift. He narrows his eyes at Chris, who’s not even trying to be subtle about watching him take the call. It’s the first one (well, the first one Chris is actively observing) since their all important talk yesterday.
“IT Department, this is Mark. And how did you screw up your computer today?” Mark’s attempt at polite and cheerful ends up more than a little awry. Most would probably describe his tone as mockingly sarcastic, (and far from the best choice for customer service).
He purposefully ignores the way Chris throws his hands in the air in frustration and possibly yells, goddammit Mark. One of the other employees shushes him, glaring in annoyance, so Chris leaves the room, muttering things about people’s general lack ( ... )
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