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Dustin yawns, coming awake slowly. He pulled a half-nighter last night and his entire brain hurts because CS 220 can suck his dick.
He scratches his stomach, noting idly that he'd fallen asleep with a porn video half-loaded, and he laughs, stands up to get some food. Mark's sleeping in the library and Chris is always out of bed early, doing God knows what, so Dustin's all alone. Breakfast and a morning jerk-off session sounds perfect.
He pushes open the door and Chris is sitting on the couch.
"What's up, man?" Chris says, looking up from a thick hard-covered book, face distracted. Dustin inwardly rolls his eyes.
"I wanted to jerk off and now you're here and I can't without being weird," Dustin says, and throws a hand over his mouth, eyes going huge.
Chris is staring at him like he can't quite believe that just happened. Dustin can't believe that just happened. What the fucking fuck ( ... )
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AND NOW MARK JUST SHOWED UP SO IT IS ONLY GOING TO GET BETTER AND FUNNIER AND THEN WHEN WARDO SHOWS UP, ~SEXIER. OH YES. YOU ARE QUEEN, MY DARLING Y. PLEASE CONTINUE THIS (AS SOON AS YOU GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP! /Mama.) ♥
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"The fuck is going on," Mark mumbles, backpack slung over one shoulder, deep circles around his eyes, and Dustin just points at Chris and cracks up again.
"Chris is telling me all about his dirty sexual exploits," Dustin says, and Chris waves a hand at Mark, face still mashed into the floor.
"Chris is kind of a slut," Mark says, and Dustin sees a flash of shock go over his face at the unexpected words. Huh. Who knew Mark actually had a filter?
"You fucking asshole, you're just a jealous virgin," Chris says, and then, "Mark, shit, no, I didn't mean it-"
"I hate being a virgin," Dustin says, and feels his cheeks heat. Mark looks at him, mouth tight, eyes angry.
"What the fuck is going on?" he demands. "This has to be Dustin's fault, everything's your fault."
"That's not true, I'm not the one who broke your PSP, it was Wardo-"
Oh shit, Dustin had promised to never tell anyone that.
"Well I don't care what Wardo does," Mark says, and his ( ... )
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I LOVE DUSTIN AND CHRIS STARING AT EACH OTHER DISCUSSING MARK'S DESIRES AND CHRIS IS ALL DIRTY ABOUT IT AND DUSTIN IS ALL TURNED ON. AND THEY'RE SO CUTE, APOLOGIZING TO MARK WHEN HE DOESN'T APOLOGIZE FOR A FUCKING THING.
WARDO NEXT? MORE MARK TELLING THE ONLY TRUTHS HE HOLDS INSIDE? :DDDD
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! I AM LAUGHING SO HARD, MY QUEEN!
AND CONGRATS ON YOUR FINALS BEING OVER! ♥
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I would quote my favorite parts, but it's all too good to choose.
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EDUARDO SHOWING UP WITH TAKEOUT AND CHRIS SAYING "YOU NEED TO NOT ASK MARK ANY QUESTIONS" AND DUSTIN ASKING WARDO AND BEING ALL "THEY SHOULD BE TOGETHER" OUT LOUD AND MARK EVADING THE LITTLE CURSE THEY'VE GOT GOING ON AND CHRIS AND EDUARDO ALL "HE'S CUTE YOU'RE JUST TOO ANNOYING FOR HIM TO BE CUTE FOR YOU DUSTIN!" AND "EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM IS REALLY GAY RIGHT NOW. LET'S TOUCH EACH OTHER" AND WARDO, MMM, SLUTTY FANON WARDO, "THAT WOULD BE REALLY HOT".
THIS IS JUST GOING TO GET BETTER AND BETTER. BETTER. AND FUCKING. BETTER. :SITS IN WAIT FOR SOME MORE: ♥
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ahem. um.
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come on Mark,you need to get out of the room and tell Eduardo "let's fuck" or whatever it is!!!!
LOL
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Mark, come out XD
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Eduardo says, "That'd actually be really hot," and Dustin says, "Oh God, Chris-"
THAT IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE.
CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE. YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE. I LOVE YOU AND YOUR FUCKING AMAZING WRITING. I CAN'T GET OVER HOW FUNNY DUSTIN IS AND HOW PERVY CHRIS CAN BE :'D ♥
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I was already reading as fast as a human can read while cackling, but when I hit the "if we all touched each other" line I lost it.
so. much. love. :DDDDD
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