Comments | tsorvik: Not Within My Counsellor

tsorvik

Not Within My Counsellor

Dec 13, 2007 13:12

T'Sorvik woke up in a bed in sickbay and was surounded by her parents and two doctor Kahns.
"Don't worry, you'll be fine, and that finger will be grown back pretty soon," said the doctor. He didn't mention that he had cloned a couple of extra T'Sorvik fingers for himself, for research or a late-nite snack.
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Mmm...fentanyl lollipops... mib_khan December 13 2007, 18:59:10 UTC

http://www.actiq.com/

Re: Mmm...fentanyl lollipops... non_player_char December 13 2007, 19:01:23 UTC

"Patients and their caregivers must be instructed that ACTIQ contains a medicine in an amount which can be fatal to a child. All units must be kept out of the reach of children and opened units properly discarded."

Re: Mmm...fentanyl lollipops... mib_khan December 13 2007, 19:28:19 UTC

The patient in question is on a biobed with lifesign monitors activated and is under the care of a only moderately-stoned medical officer. Chill, baby, I got it under khan-trol!

GIP non_player_char December 13 2007, 19:54:22 UTC

"That's why you're the doctor and I'm the nurse, tee hee!"