but rubix1229 hasn't, and i wanted to give her something to think about during carpentry class.

Push Me

i have $135.42 in my 401k.
i have lost 26 cents due to market fluctuations.
i guess that is the price of security.

and you thought they didn't make merchandise for interracial islander lesbian couples.

if only they had given the haole brown hair

i am in the house of the haars, who i have never met but who are definitely the parents of my heart. chavs will say that they were her parents first but they are mine more. their house is full of hardwood floors and handbuild wood furniture and two kitties. also this is not their real house as their real house is on the vineyard, and while the ( Read more... )

through no fault of my own i am becoming a television person. chavastar, why did you let me find out that michelle rodriguez is on lost ( Read more... )

i found the miss manners archive online ( Read more... )

i may never know the true identity of ChiLi, my iTunes lover. i think i am ok with this. i don't know that i want to meet the man who loves kelly, jessica, avril, and lindsay the way i do. or the man who names himself ChiLi. i will gladly listen to his music for eight hours at a stretch, however. i googled the lindsay song he introduced me to ( Read more... )

it is possible that i was inappropriate last night. i don't know, because it is too early to call people and ask them. all i know is that last night i vommed on the senate bus, which was possibly the only claim i had to respectability. but i did it quietly and in the bathroom, so in that sense i still get a prize for Always Puking In The Best ( Read more... )

i was walking to work today, telling old stories to myself in my head, and had a moment of affirmation during the recounting of chava's conversation with karen the cop last year ( Read more... )

what do you get when you begin a paper with lyrics from jenny from the block?

YOU GET AN A BITCHES. yet again, the undiscipline of sociology amazes with its standards.

in sadder news, my favorite jeans are beginning to need the snatch patch. we should make an old navy trip, we obviously meaning me and someone with a car.