i realized just today just now that the washington post is not in fact based out of seattle.

happy new year!

alyssa: so fobs are always asian, right?
rose: obviously. who else comes on a boat?
lupe: what about my people?
rose: those are called rafts.

later -

lupe: UGH he's so gay. (pauses and looks at me) you know. in the bad way.

also, i voted for the winning team. turns out that's fun; i think i'll do it again sometime.

no reallyLawson likened Lay to James Byrd, a black man who was dragged to death in a racially motivated murder near Jasper eight years ago ( Read more... )

i am glad that i removed the 'overemployed' bit of my profile before mike tucker, director of engineering services, facebooked me.

running into the VP of development and the CTO outside as you roll into work at 10:30. whatever, if the sun doesn't have to show up to work neither do i.

this morning my boyfriend taught himself how to play fetch with his toy mouse. dearest pip, what will i do without you?

dear whoever put both the cheerios and the strawberry poptarts on the back of the topmost shelf of the snack cabinet:

FUCK YOU I AM TAKING ALL OF THE FRUIT SNACKS.

xo

in 1922, joe kirby successfully annulled his arizona marriage to mayellen kirby, citing antimiscegenation laws. mayellen's appeal centered on the argument that such laws were unconstitutional: as a person of mixed race, she could not legally marry anyone and thus was not afforded equal opportunity under the law. she lost (what colored woman ( Read more... )

one of our college recruits, starting in june or something, is none other than mr. dan swanton ( Read more... )

JUnit 4.0 is out!

so, i open up craigslist best-of. i read maybe four posts before this one:

1001 reasons why you wanna be my boyfriendand i know, i know it is narcissistic to skim over a list seeing which ones apply to you, but you do it too. so of course i'm amused by 'i have my nipples pierced' and 'i'm really good at making lists' and all of that. this one ( Read more... )