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[tsunbowmonkey86]

[Hello, Ricardo Street. Were you enjoying your nice, quiet morning? Well, you might've been, before that FURIOUS SCREAM LIKE THE SOUND OF HELL BEING OPENED resounded from 508. Because little Frances has woken up, and she is not pleased. Not like she's ever pleased to begin with. To those who are fortunate enough not to live within a two block

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woo FMA party up in here

[tsunbowmonkey86]

DOESN'T HURT TO TRY, IDIOT!

[tsunbowmonkey86]

How many of ya Amestris idiots are there?... And that shows how much you know, 'cause I've already got tons of answers! So there!

... Ya can't tell me what to do! I'll drink whatever I want, stupid!

[onyourtab]

It's a bit easier to keep your subordinates' support if you don't yell at them like that.

[tsunbowmonkey86]

Ha, shows how much you know 'bout leadin' people! If ya don't yell at 'em, the idiots start runnin' 'round like chickens with their heads cut off! Yellin' keeps 'em on their toes!

[onyourtab]

Actually, I do have some experience with it. They must not be very competent if that's what it takes to get them to do their jobs.

[tsunbowmonkey86]

They're all idiots, trust me. It's so stupid-- I've got the stupidest squad in the whole Kids Next Door, even though I've got the most important job ever! Now I'm stuck in this STUPID TOWN, and they're not gonna catch a single person without me! Idiots!

[wolf_faerie]

[Hey, an Irish accent like hers! Aisling's curiosity is peaked. Ignoring the fact that whoever is on the other end sounds very loud and angry, she decides to answer.]

...are you from Ireland too?

[tsunbowmonkey86]

[SUDDEN TEMPERAMENT CHANGE GET] Yeah, but I live in America now, though, 'cause that's where my dad's from. You're Irish?

[wolf_faerie]

Yes, I am!

Where is America, exactly?

[tsunbowmonkey86]

It's west, across the ocean! You've... never heard of it?

[punkassed]

[Was sleeping. Still. Then this blasts out from the phone near the bed. He scrabbles for it, falling to the floor at the same time!!]

SHUT UP, MAN.

[tsunbowmonkey86]

DON'T CALL ME MAN, STUPID!

AND YOU SHUT UP, IDIOT!

[punkassed]

YOU'RE THE ONE SCREAMING!

[tsunbowmonkey86]

YOU'RE SCREAMIN' TOO, STUPID!

[noneed_2worry]

Do you know the other kids calling themselves by numbers...? There's five of them here!

[tsunbowmonkey86]

Yeah, Sector V. I take it you've met 'em already?

[noneed_2worry]

Yeah, they were really nice! I tried out for the Kids Next Door the other day, but they're still deciding if I'm good enough.

[tsunbowmonkey86]

I guess I should introduce myself, then! I'm Numbuh 86, Head of Decommissionin'. Ya are?...