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[tsunbowmonkey86]

[Hello, Ricardo Street. Were you enjoying your nice, quiet morning? Well, you might've been, before that FURIOUS SCREAM LIKE THE SOUND OF HELL BEING OPENED resounded from 508. Because little Frances has woken up, and she is not pleased. Not like she's ever pleased to begin with. To those who are fortunate enough not to live within a two block

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[numbuh_one]

[he groans slightly before answering]

It's no joke, Numbuh 86.

[tsunbowmonkey86]

I've found out that much. Status report, Numbuh One!

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[numbuh_one]

- My entire sector has been brought here, and apparently you. No other operatives have made contact.
- The adults and teenagers claim to be as kidnapped as the children. We are expected to live in "families" with them.
- There have been many reports of neutralizing of special abilities the citizens have previously had. ... Also, if my so-called Dad can be believed, they have powerful transmogrification technology as well. He says he used to be a giant robot.
- Someone, somewhere, can do evil mind control.

[numbuh_one]

Finally, there is a kid from ...an alternate universe or something, cause she is an Empress and totally rules her world! It's so cool!

[hourai_branch]

Ow.

[tsunbowmonkey86]

What? Ya hit your head with the phone or somethin'?

[hourai_branch]

No, you hurt my ears!

[sparkystryke]

[she kinda terrifies him already] Ah! Um...t-this place kidnaps people. I-it's really weird and I don't know how it works but...

O-oh and the town messes with our clothes. It happened to me too.

[tsunbowmonkey86]

[if he isn't internally screaming at the sound of her voice, she isn't doing her job right] I've already got that! Tell me somethin' I don't know, stupid!

[sparkystryke]

[oh so stuttery and flustered] Um..Okay okay...um....ah... apparently you're not supposed to drink the milk.

At least that's what everyone says.

Oh and if you have powers it takes them away.

Th-that's all I can think of I'm sorry.

[tsunbowmonkey86]

Do ya know why you're not supposed to drink the milk? 'Sides the fact that milk is gross? And do they take weapons, too, 'cause my M.U.S.K.E.T.'s are missin'.

[darker_alice]

Really, is all that screaming necessary?

[tsunbowmonkey86]

Uh, yeah! How else will I get everybody's attention?

[darker_alice]

You are speaking into a phone, which means most people will hear you. Screaming, however, will not only put you in a bad light, it is the least likely way to gain information.

Honestly, is everyone such a novice at retrieving information?

[tsunbowmonkey86]

Ha, shows how much ya know. If ya don't scream, the stupid adults'll need to turn up their hearin' aids to hear ya! I'm bein' considerate!

And I'm great at gatherin' info! I've already learned everythin' worth knowin' in this place! So, there.

[bane_of_reisen]

You wouldn't happen to be one of those... Kids next door people?

[tsunbowmonkey86]

I am-- Numbuh 86, Head of Decommissionin'. Who's this?

[bane_of_reisen]

I'm Tewi Inaba, and I was interested in joining your little group. My rabbits and I think it would be fun.

[tsunbowmonkey86]

Well, first ya need to-- wait, did ya say... rabbits?