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[tsundere_hokage]

[The video feed clicks on, showing a rather annoyed Tsunade. The reason for the furrow to her brow is immediately apparent- the sun streaming in from the open window catches on her face, making her skin glitter. It's faint, but present, and she doesn't seem happy about it.]

Let me get this straight. First I get turned into a six-year-old, then food

Comments

[not_a_damn_dog]

All things considered, this seems like a pretty minor problem.

[tsundere_hokage]

[The slight twist upward of her lips is humorless.]

From what I've seen of this place, most of the things that they do are trivial, if annoying.

[not_a_damn_dog]

Not too bad, then. I'm Akira, one of the new guys. You are?

[tsundere_hokage]

Tsunade.

[hyuugahime]

G-godaime-sama ... how did this happen ?

[tsundere_hokage]

Damned if I know. I'm assuming it's the Animus again, it seems like something they'd do.

[hyuugahime]

... I heard some people say it happened if you were not in a good mood.

[tsundere_hokage]

...

[And, oddly enough, Tsunade just sparkles brighter.]

[visionofblood]

You're sparkling..? My, what a terrible time for blindness.

[tsundere_hokage]

Yes. Sparkling. But only in the sun. [Someone does not sound amused.]

[visionofblood]

Bizarre.

[tsundere_hokage]

Tell me about it. I'd say it can't get odder, but I'm certain they'd prove me wrong.

[sauceytomato]

[Brb, laughing his ass off.]

[pervy_sennin]

Well, someone's amused. Makes me wonder if he'll sparkle too~. Maybe we should arrange a test to find out.

[sauceytomato]

How is that not funny?

[tsundere_hokage]

Maybe we should see if you sparkle, old man.

[scarysnakelady]

It could be worse. At least they're not fucking with our heads right now.

[tsundere_hokage]

Mm, from what I've seen of this place I wouldn't be so sure.

[scarysnakelady]

Oh? What've I missed? At the moment, anyhow.

[tsundere_hokage]

Well, outside of the people who died if you told them too much, there was always turning into children.