[there is one bright brown eye peering at the device, before lots of buttons are pushed, and a youthful voice is heard.]  Man, I wish I had this thing at home! ....where IS home, anyway? And where the hell am I?  This definitely isn't Konoha Village.

Man, Sarutobi-sensei is gonna be pissed if I don't show for training. [a bit of fiddling, and the ( Read more... )

[That thump and loud swearing you heard? Yeah, that would be one pissed off Toad Sage after he fell down the stairs, tripped over air, and managed to catch his finger in the door.]

Someone call me when the week is over, I'll be busy trying not to kill myself. I know I'm not the only one having issues though.

....and is it me, or did fireworks just go ( Read more... )

[See Jiraiya. See Jiraiya looking very unamused at you all, Adstring.] Is everyone through sharing their emotions and being assholes in general, or should we be forming a police force and going around knocking people out? Might solve alot of problems.

Anyway, as long as everyone's back to normal, and no more hurt than usual, I think we'll get by. ( Read more... )

[The PCD records the thumps of Jiraiya's feet on the stairs as he heads to Tsunade's room.] Oi, Tsunade. Time to wake up.

[There's a creak as he pushes the door open, and then silence.] Oh.

....probably better that way, she's needed more at home than she is here.

[ooc: yup, Tsu's gone. He's not happy, but he's used to it by now, so he'll still ( Read more... )

So, everyone's back to normal now?  Or abnormal, as the case may be. I'm glad nothing happened to me for a change. I have nothing to regret or waste time apologizing over.

Still, it's been rather quiet on the ninja front. Who's still here? I know who's gone, but who still remains? 

Wow. I go quiet and take long walks, and somehow lose track of time. Still here though, sorry to anyone who was hoping I'd left. Breaking your heart is what I do best. Orihime-san, the Tanabata festival sounds like a fun idea. I'll be sure to come hang my wishes up.
What's new, Adstringendum? Other than people randomly sparkling. Glad I missed that ( Read more... )

[look out Adstringendum, there's a mini-Jiraiya, scowling irritably into the camera. He's somewhere near an old playground, judging by the swingset that's just barely viewable behind him. His face is smudged with dirt, but it's still easy to tell who he is.]

So I know I ain't home, that much is obvious. An' it looks like I'm not the only kid around ( Read more... )

[See Jiraiya. See Jiraiya stare at the new additions to him chest. See him bounce a little to watch them jiggle. See him look confused for a moment.]

I have boobs now. Why do I have boobs? ....who the hell cares, this is awesome!

[why yes, that is a very wide and slightly pervy grin spreading on his face as she pokes her chest.] Hmm, does that ( Read more... )

[Jiraiya is tapping the PCD thoughtfully as he turns the camera feed on.]

A questão para os cientistas que residem no interior da cidade. Estes divertidos pequenos dispositivos que funcionam mal. É esta a fazer o seu, ou a culpa do Animus?  Mesmo se você não estiver com defeito, não ferir a seleção, depois de tudo.

(A question for the scientists ( Read more... )

[It looks like Jiraiya's taken a page out of Yoruichi's book, as he is currently on the roof, notebook in hand. He's mumbling to himself as he reaches over to pick up the PCD, not realizing it's already on.]

....might have to rewrite this paragraph, that position wouldn't be possible unless he was double-jointed, and it doesn't call for that . [He ( Read more... )