Alright, have it your way. If you stupid humans are too feeble-minded to accept that my power surpasses anything your tiny brains can comprehend, it's no skin off my nose. Guess you idiots just don't want me to divine the way out of here.

Which is no problem with me. Personally, I could use a vacation after putting up with those loudmouth simpletons ( Read more... )

I can't say I'm a stranger to other worlds, but I'm certainly a stranger to this one. Unfortunately, that's a bit of a problem.

For those of you who don't know [mumbles: 'which seems to be pretty much freakin' everbody...'] the name's Pram. Overlord Pram. I'm also an Oracle, which is where my problems start. I can't see the future of a world if I ( Read more... )

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Tch, damn human holidays. I can't work in this hat.

For badness' sake, why the hell are we celebrating Earth holidays in the Netherworld anyway?

And if one more of these stupid pinatas come at me, I'm blowing them all right to hell!

Alright, now that everything's back to normal- as normal as it gets around here, anyway -and I can hear again, I guess I might owe a couple of you an... apology or something like that.

If I kicked your ass any time in the last few days and you're not Black Mage, sorry I lost my temper. My bad.

If I kicked your ass any time in the last few days and ( Read more... )

[As if the mushi aren't causing enough trouble, there's now a crazed Overlord tearing through the landscape just beyond the castle gate, and saying that she's wreaking havoc is an understatement. Seems just beating BM to a bloody pulp wasn't enough, and she's pulled all the stops for this rampage, flinging spells with barely a pause at anything and ( Read more... )

[And because all her super-special-awesome powers are back, she totally has to show off.

Her pulsing, rotating aura of magic energy is go, she's retrieved her Pnakotic Diary, and there's no mistaking the sheer glee on her face now that she's a spellcasting deathmachine again.]

Now this is more like it! All that strong-arm stuff is so not for me. The ( Read more... )

[While walking/backflipping/etc. down a particular hallway, one might pass Pram just standing there, no longer floating and standing completely still. The floor also seems to bear odd cracks just under her feet. Nothing major, but obvious to be seen should one look in that direction.

She looks very frustrated, a bit roughed up given that her clothes ( Read more... )

[If you happen to be in the right hallway at the right time, you might be able to see Pram fleeing from the basement, about a dozen or so bats giving chase. Every now and again, she'll fling a fireball or two over her shoulder at them, but they're doing a good job dodging.]

Tch! For badness' sake- why bats!?

[Help? Laugh? Wonder why there are bats ( Read more... )

Look... if I burned anything that belonged to anyone the other day... I apologize. I kinda had a moment, and-- you know, I'd rather not go into it, but I've cleaned up the mess as best I could and I'll pay for anything I toasted.

Unless I actually set someone on fire. You probably deserved that.

[[ooc: Feel free to assume she destroyed/burnt ( Read more... )

I'm so glad to hear this whole thing is over. But, like, the spell should have worn off by now, right? I don't feel that different.

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W-wait. Why don't I feel different?! This stupid curse is supposed to be done with! You can't honestly expect me to believe I...

No! This isn't happening. I-I'm an Overlord, damnit! This is a human thing!

...This can't ( Read more... )