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[ttlynotawizard]

To Whom it May Concern, which is all of you, I'm afraid,

I don't know if you've noticed or not, but we aren't exactly in control of our lives or fates here. From reactions I've seen to some of the Captain's recent posts, many of you were unaware of this fact even after having been here for a while. For the time being, we ARE, in fact, captive here

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[tanvirus]

[AHAHAHA There's a rebuke in there toward anyone who's killed another person, oops. He'll just ignore that to say--]

"Prince", huh?

[ttlynotawizard]

Yeah, I dubbed myself a while back. Drunkenly. You missed it, I think.

[tanvirus]

Well, hey, if the shoe fits, yeah?

[ttlynotawizard]

It was all Giselle's fault. I wholly blame her for the idea.

[standardpackage]

[Jinx has already been thinking about that whole death thing. It's pointless; revenge is completely pointless. It's just a never ending cycle of anger and 'getting back' at the other. The only reason he learned this is because of his recent incident. Tan killed him, Jinx came back, they had a drink.

It was nothing.

That time in the brig was hell, but it could be a form of brutal training. This torture, this captivity...Remy making it all clear put an whole new light on this 'luxury ship.'

However, that doesn't mean that he's going to say something intelligent.]

"Prince"?

[ttlynotawizard]

An attempt at lightening the mood with my informal title.

[standardpackage]

Well it didn't fuckin' work. Ya' really think anyone's gonna actually understand this, Buddy?

Bet less than half th' people ya' wanted ta' read this actually read th' entire thing.

[ttlynotawizard]

Doesn't change the fact that it needed to be said. Or written.

People read less these days, I find.

[Audio] DERP wrong icon derp

[phasebitchin]

I dunno, I haven't killed as often as I could have. Makes me feel better every time, though. That's accomplishing something.

Good luck with the crowd~!

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[Just chuckles. Good one, Lilith.]

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[phasebitchin]

[A thumbs-up for Ironhide.]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[A little nod for Lilith.]

They should be thanking us for showing so much restraint.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Oh, yeah. That is going to be effective.

[ttlynotawizard]

You don't know unless you try.

[heavyweaponsbot]

And now you know. No one cares.

[ttlynotawizard]

You mean you don't care.

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[hadalotofsugar]

Human beings are surprisingly tough to break, and we're little fests of violence beside.

[King sounds cheery.]

[tanvirus]

Tough to kill is right. [He would know.] We're springy.

[Sup, Bryn's boyfriend. How you been?]

audio; this nickname has only yourself to blame

[hadalotofsugar]

Tarzan!

[King sounds even cheerier!]

Well, we're springy if we're kept busy. Dunno about you, but I've been on this boat long enough that I'm starting to worry about muscle definition.

[Sup, Tanvir. I been good.]

dfslkjdflkjfd YOU ARE NOT NICE

[tanvirus]

........Tarzan.

[If only King could see the face Tan is making right now. It's a cross between entertained and deeply annoyed. Very odd!]

Y'know, I haven't been around as long as you, and I'm worried about it, too. And if I'm worried this soon, man, you must be absolutely squishy.