been a while again. i say that every time :) Lots of shit going on...I was supposed to go to L.A. for business tomorrow, but the client canceled the meeting today. That kinda sucks, I've never been to Cali before. Oh well, it'll get rescheduled. Gotta do a lot of packing tonite, we're moving the heavy stuff out to Millburn on Saturday...moving in ( Read more... )

Hork a schnoffin muffin.

Yeah, why not....axe me some qwastions bitches!

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

My website is not, in fact, www.themissing.com.

Haven't posted jack in a while, so why not. Jacked from the Ram and the Gatzle ( Read more... )

I'm having a hard time getting it up for this whole Mel Gibson movie issue. Whatever. Then again, it might good not to get worked up about every damn thing. Not that I do. But most of it. Well, anything involving baseball. And Duke. And most politics lately. woof ( Read more... )

OK, that's it. I've had it with this Atkins shit. You've got low carb versions of everything, burgers without the bun, no more croutons in the salad, no more bread before dinner, no pasta with the chicken parm, no fries with that shake...and now this ( Read more... )

janet jackson's boobies and a damn good game. can't complain. guess what? it's february!! holy shit. how did that happen? the other nite i was horking a dog outside a dingy little bar called 119, right around the corner from irving plaza, and i overheard the following conversation between a girl and a guy ( Read more... )

i'm sick. it sucks. i'm used to it by now but it still sucks. i drank 64 ounces of OJ today trying to kick that shit. did you know that 64 ounces of OJ has 880 calories and fulfills 72% of your daily carbs? and 960% of your daily vitamin C. i don't feel any better. urgh ( Read more... )

So I get this in an email this morning ( Read more... )