Lots of diverse comments on the last post. I didn't quite mean to sound like Lot. In this post, though, I definitely take the position of Job ( Read more... )

That's right ladies and gents, the end of the world is coming. Now before you think I'm some lunatic with a cardboard sign standing outside a zoo and screaming "REPENT", just listen to my reasoning. Things can't get much worse.

• Smoking is on the decline, thank goodness, but it is still nasty no matter who you are.
  
• Chemical addiction has become ( Read more... )

Funniest thing from yesterday: being referred to as Mr. McKibben.

Funniest thing from today:
Mrs. M: What is this?
Student: a sharp
Mrs. M: No, this is the opposite of a sharp
Student: it's dull
Yes, flats are dull.

2004 in Review ( Read more... )

Hey everyone,
Obviously, I haven't updated in a while. I thought this quiz may catch everyone up on the basics and I'll give the rest of the story later.

I know I haven't posted in a while, but I'll be back soon with a run-down on the craziness.

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Well, well, look who's back: it's me. After too much time spent as a hitchhiker, my car is out of the shop.
Some brief updates on what has gone down:

• I have a really good tan (complete with t-shirt lines).
  
• I am finally ready to start teaching my own kids.
  
• I taught two band camps and it will be a hard battle for one of them to best the other one (b ( Read more... )

Ok, long post ahead...
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She can only be the main enemy if she's a talking monkey. I think it would make a great comedy sitcom. Kinda like Stripperella.