I called the manor, and Grams answered - in Piper's voice. *checks date* Right. Big time body swap fun all around. *sigh* And - Parker's in my body? That can't be good. Not like he did anything interesting the last time...Okay, I HAVE to do some shopping. This whole Trent Reznor look is way out of date. Plus, I think this boy needs some ( Read more... )

Can't I at least get some sleep between evils? I'd just settled down for a nice, LONG, good night's sleep. Now? I'm in someone's magic lab, I don't recognize any of the ingredients here, and the worst part? Not my body! Which means, no powers! So I can't just orb back home ( Read more... )

Got my first special project today. Those lawyer people sent over a severed horn from an unidentified creature and asked me to find out what magical properties it has. That will be fun to play with. I was finishing another project today, but I'll start on that tomorrow.

I had lunch with Andrew today. (Well, when he finally got here. Guess he ( Read more... )

I sent Andrew home today. There's only so much moping one man can take.

He worries way too much about what his housemates think of him. Get over it, Andrew. Who the hell cares about a bunch of wannabe Justice Leaguers?

Had to drive out to the suburbs late last night to pick up Andrew. Ran out of the building without even a jacket and called me collect to come get him. Fortunately for him I had nothing better to do ( Read more... )

Andrew called today asking if I knew where he could get some bangers. I told him where my favorite porn shops are, but I guess that's not what he wanted.

I think he's been watching too much Dr. Who. He's starting to talk funny.

Went back to work on Monday. Not many people noticed I was gone, though I did get a couple of funny looks from the higher-ups. Wonder how much they know about my deal?

I keep expecting a "special project" to show up, but nothing so far.

The kittens are fully weaned now. One of the females isn't getting along with the others, and will have to ( Read more... )

Got home tonight and found a bunch of messages from Andrew on my machine. He's fallen in love with the "shiny haired key to his heart" and wants to know what to do ( Read more... )

How did I get out of jail ( Read more... )

Spent the week in jail. Looks like I'll get to keep my job, though I may have lost my soul ( Read more... )