Can finally type again, after that bitch broke my wrist and a couple of fingers. So her girlfriend got caught in one of the demon's cocoons. She wasn't hurt muchHeard from Andrew that the Slayer's headed back this way soon. You know what? Don't think I feel like sticking around Cleveland anymore. Got an new job from that law firm today. They ( Read more... )

Explosives. I need a lot of explosives, and I need them now. Those Guttrkhans are nearly ready to exit their cocoons.

Guess it's time to find out if those recipes I downloaded really work.

Ok, I never thought I'd say this, but could the lesbians please stop making out! Uber-witch and her slayer girlfriend are giving each other massages and talking about "getting some rest together" and any other time I'd be all over that, but we're not finished here! The demons have started cocooning, which means they're going to be emerging soon ( Read more... )

So, I went over to the place Andrew used to live in, and told them about the Guttrkhan eggs. I figured they'd take care of them, and I could get back to my life without fear of disembowelment.

But, no. They wanted me to help them find the eggs. I mean, Super-witch whipped up a handy locator spell, so it's not like I had to be there. Then, we' ( Read more... )

Andrew? Change of plans. I'm not going to be making it to England anytime soon.

//firewall against do-gooder types//
I had a great plan. Spent the whole weekend hiding Guttrkhan eggs all over Cleveland, and I was on my way out of town. I had just stopped for gas, when this Lexus pulls up right in front of my car, and a guy in a fancy suit ( Read more... )

Finally finished my project for those New York lawyers. I Fed Ex'd the report off to them today. Haven't heard anything more from them, so I'm back to my usual work at the lab ( Read more... )

Great. Just great. Finally get into work today, and there's a voicemail from Parker Abrams. This is not my best day ever.

Before yesterday, the scariest thing I'd seen in my life was a Flux'wr demon who came back to her nest while I was stealing her eggs. But that's not half as scary as waking up naked in the bed of a very large Scottish man who was promising me love and pineapples ( Read more... )

Even in this body? I've still got it. Went out to a club tonight and met a very nice red-headed man in a leather kilt. Big guy. Reminds me of Jamie from the Outlander series. I always wanted to meet a guy like that. Now I have. Unfortunately, he's gay. But hey! Must be my lucky day, 'cause I woke up this morning with a penis. We're going ( Read more... )

It's amazing what a good haircut, leather pants and a silk shirt can do for a skinny, pale Goth-wannabe. I don't look half-bad, now. Not my first choice of bodies, but it'll do.

Think I'll go grab some dinner, then see what the Cleveland nightlife has to offer.