So my new roomate Christy got the internet which is the next best thing to having the internet yourself. Which means I will be a whole hellofalot easier to hunt down. I have had some adventures dodged a few bullets and currently have no personal complaints that don't involve our homo-hating-mother-fucking-moronic-republican administration on both ( Read more... )

After 4 months of sleeping late, watching movies whenever I want, reading books, smoking dope, and getting thrown out of bars I have finally acquired gainful employment. I am just a waiter but I can pay my bills. I even waited on a celebrity, Jason Mewes (Jay of Jay and Silent Bob), and I completely screwed up his order. He still gave me a rad ( Read more... )

I got all kinky with the security gaurds at Bang last night. They busted out the hand cuffs and pepper spray. They gave me a black eye (after rendering me blind) and threw me into oncoming traffic on hollywood blvd. I got in some pretty good shots though. The Vin Deisel looking mother fucker tried to pull some shit with the Koala a few months ( Read more... )

My friend Brynne is wonderful for letting me use her computer while she is trying to sleep. I need to keep it short. I made a bad ass resume and I am keeping my fingers crossed that Uncle Sam decides to grant me unemployment which means he'll pay me enough to live comfortably without a job for 6 months. I hate all you tax payers so I am going to ( Read more... )

I walked my parents around hollywood tonight. There was a cadillac being towed and filmed like the actors were actually driving. My stepmom chased them down hollywood blvd with her video camera. It was quite funny ( Read more... )

Although it may seem that I have gone off the deep end please know I AM OK. The girl from the last post and I are now very dear friends we were just toxic in a relationship. Sometimes it takes something horrible to illuminate the path to what is beautiful. I always always recover and I never really destroy anything that can't be replaced.

In the early morning moments after her storming out of my apartment screaming one last,"YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY!" I laid tranquil and silent enjoying the catharsis only a fit of blind, drunken rage can deliver. I was stretched out on my stomach surveying the damage. 1 classical guitar smashed against a bookshelf. 1 8x10 picture frame which used to ( Read more... )

I tried to read as many posts as I could in the 10 minutes I have on my friends computer. I got through maybe a page ( Read more... )

I got fired from my job on Friday. I have been drunk ever since. They gave a $2500 dollar severance package which means I can pay rent for 4 months ( Read more... )

Then my birthday vacation starts. First thing on my to do list is clean my room which involves nothing more than putting the clean laundry away and the dirty laundry in the hamper. Right now my room is a laundry medley. Second, pick up my new microwave and VCR from my Dad's friends house in Simi Valley about 30 minutes north of where I live. My ( Read more... )