one good thing about graduating is that my inability to recognize people will no longer put me in awkward situations EVERY FUCKING DAY.

I should either move to:
a. a huge city where I will never run into anyone I'm supposed to know, or,
b. a lakeside where I can be a lone hermit.

My boss has a friend with a 12 year old son. The 12 year old son is a genius. He plays chess and has taken the SAT. Today the 12 year old son has come in to help us. In particular, he is helping me with a project I’m working on. I am working with a 12 year old ( Read more... )

maybe if they offer me a job, I won't take it. maybe I'll move far away, like to some sort of forest. I could sell my possessions so they wouldn't weigh me down.

who am I kidding, my possessions are shit, no one would buy them. I would have to give them away.

does anyone want any possessions?

did i understate last time?

what i meant was: fuckkkkk

that's what i meant.

fuck.

I'm at work. They keep hinting at offering me a job after I graduate. Why can't they just tell me straight out? Well I guess it doesn't really matter anyway, since I'm terrified of graduating and am sort of pretending it's not happening. They better give me a job though because I haven't put any effort into finding anything else ( Read more... )

I’m taking the GRE tomorrow and in characteristic Drew fashion, I didn’t start looking over anything until last night. It’s not like I would’ve studied anyway, because in my opinion the thing about standardized tests is you’ve either spent your life picking up the material or you haven’t, and no amount of cramming can help you there. But anyway I ( Read more... )

I'm back in Maine. it's weird. can we talk about how suddenly the semester finished? like, it was going along normally, and then suddenly there was this horribly stressful week of finals/job hunting, and then Wednesday night I started stuffing my room into boxes, and by Friday morning I was gone. there was no end! I just ran away in the morning ( Read more... )

My boss said she would buy me a sandwich if I stayed late. So far I've eaten the sandwich, gone out for a coffee, and wasted twenty minutes on facebook, but the work I was supposed to do still isn't ready for me. So what does this mean? Free dinner, extra hours on my paycheck, and no work! sweet. Also I told her today that I might not be around for ( Read more... )

I need to stop dreaming about pronunciation. Every night I dream I'm learning to pronounce something. I know we can all be dorky but this is just taking it too far. I don't know if it's all the linguistics homework or what, but it needs to stop. I just want normal dreams like everyone else ( Read more... )