it's time go to the coffeeshop and spend the whole day doing work. i'm going to work on philosophy, as exemplified in the popular tune "i love frege" by palle yourgrau. (that's a shout out to mon fils ( Read more... )

there was a guy streaking today at ridgewoodstock, but no one saw him except me! why is this? he was completely naked, and there were dozens of people around, and he was running through the quad waving some sort of flag, and i swear i didn't make him up ( Read more... )

ever since i vacuumed today i haven't been able to stop sneezing ( Read more... )

i'm sick and my elbow hurts. why would my elbow hurt ( Read more... )

clearly the most entertaining site ever

this morning i loaded up my hair with face lotion before realizing it wasn't my anti-frizz cream. the only reason i even noticed was cause it didn't have that nice hair product smell, although i kinda wish i hadn't noticed cause it's not like i can do anything about it, and i keep thinking about it and wanting a mirror because i imagine i look like ( Read more... )

umm so the new autosave feature? yeah that's hot ( Read more... )

in middle school, when email and aim and everything were just getting cool, i haaaated it when people didn't use correct punctuation and capitalization. like i actually looked down on them for it, because it seemed like such a sign of laziness and stupidity. also it made things difficult to read. then slowly i stopped capitalizing everything, and ( Read more... )

just cause she dances go-go
it don't make her a ho, no
maxine put your red shoes on
we goin to the disco

(have you any idea how hard this is?
i could flex in 25 positions
but i only work here to pay my tuition)

Break/Montreal was so much fun, but I am really glad to be back on campus. It's a strange feeling actually, because usually I either don't really feel like being back, or I am sort of neutral about it. But yesterday, after driving six hours and being so sick of traveling, all I wanted was to get back to East and relax in my room, and see people, ( Read more... )