I went downstairs at 11:00 this morning, having eaten nothing since 5:00 last night, and here is what I found in the kitchen: five (five!) kinds of vegan margarine, two kinds of hummus, two bags of something called "textured vegetable protein" (crunchy and not exactly horrific but what do you do with it?) two boxes of Kashi, a plateful of medicated ( Read more... )

I get myself into the most ridiculous situations sometimes. But coffee and Phish make everything better ( Read more... )

You know what's healthy? The number of hours of sleep I got last night equals the number of cups of coffee I had today ( Read more... )

I have so much gray hair it's ridiculous. My mom didn't get any until she was in her 40s and my grandma died at 76 without ever having dyed her hair so why am I cursed?

Also: deargodihavesomuchworkhowcanimakeitthroughthenextthreeweeks

wheeeee

p.s. as soon as my computer is fixed I will post pictures of my favorite Alfredo!

whoever would have thought that i would be spending the second part of my friday night drunkenly caring for a two day old chick? oh college...

I have decided not to post anymore on Sundays or Mondays because they always end up being the most inaccurate updates ever. They are either much too happy, ie "omg i just had like the best weekend ever!!1!" or much too depressed, ie "I've just had another predictable weekend, I am never drinking again and what am I doing with my life, excuse me ( Read more... )

I am so ready for it to be Thanksgiving. Actually I am so ready for it to be next weekend when I will be camping in the wonderful White Mountains, and I will get up early and cook breakfast and lounge around in a tent and hang out in the woods and it will be nice and cold and I will wear a jacket and a hat and a scarf. I am just ready to get off ( Read more... )

Basically I suck at productivity, because I always plan out a full day in which I will eat enough, and go to all my obligated activities, and spend any free time in between accomplishing other things and not return to my room until the evening. But then about halfway through the day I just sort of say fuck it and somehow end up back in my room, ( Read more... )

I didn't go out tonight because I was up until six this morning composing colorful symphonies and watching the bricks in the wall turn into faces. Instead I waited for my head to clear and then we got milkshakes and pillows and a creepy Korean horror film and commandeered the Swig lounge for a few hours, and then when that movie was over Alissa and ( Read more... )

oh Beck you are so diverse. just choose a genre already.

I'm jk I love you the way you are. <3