i opened up my hot topic bag and to my surprise found a pair of homer slippers. now that wasnt as bad as when i opened up the box to see a spiderman tshirt that some fat raver kid would wear. man. if only i had the xxxxlarge neon pants to go with it, i would have kept it ( Read more... )

i cant wait for this to come out.

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0290210

... but i cant stand Leelee Sobieski.
At all.

man. i came out of the shower and saw this by my christmas tree. at first i thought "OH SHIT! HAHAHA. ITS MY SISTERS!@#" but i assumed far too much too soon. God i hope hot topic sells booze. booze that can fit in a box.


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man, you guys could have warned me about this. i had to go and find this shit on my own. Everybody say 'Thank you Abe.'12/17/02: WESLEY WILLIS UNDERGOING TREATMENT FOR LEUKEMIA ( Read more... )

Whats going down for New Years Eve??

please dont let me have a sober holiday.
i dont even like sober non-holidays.

invite me.

TAKE OUR TEST. OH YES. AND CHECK OUT www.mp3.com/wokeupinrain


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wokeupinrain: oh my god
wokeupinrain: i am raping ludacris
wokeupinrain: RAPPING
wokeupinrain: FEWFJKHE KJGHTJRKUREGFMN,FD,MNVFD
turborocketkiss: no no. you said "raping."
wokeupinrain: god damnit
turborocketkiss: stick to that.

wokeupinrainGUNS N' ROSES Frontman Lands In Gay Gym - Dec. 13, 2002 ( Read more... )

: we made this guy copper head !!!! awsome story real life story & it didn't fail to bringout the shine in his shoes but then I felt bad so made him go black & you know what they say once you've tried black . . . . . thats the kinda of stuff I live for
turborocketkiss: what the fuck did you just say?
: haha
turborocketkiss: dude. read that again ( Read more... )

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