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[turco]

*stalks down a darkened hallway*

*peers through a crack in a door, his eyes narrowing with barely-concealed hostility*

*takes a deep breath, raises his weapons and kicks the door open*

*attacks the flock-wallpaper in a flurry of sand-paper and paint scrapers*

ALL WILL PERISH!!! >:D

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[_finduilas]

*sits in the front room, looking at carpet and wallpaper samples*

*hears him and chuckles*

*calls out* IT'S NOT THAT BAD, YOU KNOW!!!

...*shudders*

[turco]

THE HOUSE MUST BE CLEANSED OF ITS VILE INFLUENCE!

[_finduilas]

Haven't seen the upstairs bathroom then, yet, have you? Makes the flock look positively breathtaking.

[turco]

. . .

Why, what's up there? Tiles with little boats on or something?