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[turco]

*goes over to his now re-built, not so humble abode*

*Rolls his eyes as the builders start to haggle over price*

*Takes out his crossbow and suddenly a deal is reached to the satisfaction of both parties*

Thank you boys, lovely doing business with you. :D

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[houndofvalinor]

*cocks his leg on the corner of the house*

[turco]

OI! I just got that fixed, do you mind not using it as a toilet?

[houndofvalinor]

Just marking my territory!

[turco]

*points to a bush* Mark it over there! Go on!

What's up with you today? You've got a face like a Easterling spanked arse.

[_finduilas]

((OMETEHSEXX0RZZWANTHIMSQUEEE!! XD))

*is hungover*

*wanders home*

Hey.

*sees house, brightens just a smidge*

Done?

[turco]

((XD XD))

*beams* All done. AND I got us a discount. :D

[_finduilas]

Smooth talker, you.

...

You did TALK, yes? No "shoot first, bring families head-on-a-pike later"?

[turco]

Um, well, I didn't shoot anyone...I just had the crossbow in my hand, I never said I was going to use it. If they thought that then that was just because of their prejudice and therefore, not my problem. :D