*stalks down a darkened hallway*

*peers through a crack in a door, his eyes narrowing with barely-concealed hostility*

*takes a deep breath, raises his weapons and kicks the door open*

*attacks the flock-wallpaper in a flurry of sand-paper and paint scrapers*

ALL WILL PERISH!!! >:D

*thinks about this and tries to ignore the bizarre OOC subject lines towards the end.*

*sits in the lounge of the house of Feanor with the Tirion property register tucked in between the covers of a copy of "What Crossbow?"*

*reads*

*holds an ice pack on his nose*

Why doesn't anyone ever tell me these things? How was I supposed to know that when Ar-Pharriewotsit comes at Caranthire with a sword these days, it's "friendly sparring session?"

*grumbles*

I'm the "hasty riser" remember? I act first, then think. I can't help it, I'm just wired that way. :|

*wakes up after having had a lovely game of hunt the sausage.*

*feels different. Can't quite put his finger on it*

*blinks slowly and focusses on the sleeping form beside him*

0_0

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT!?

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*Is freaked*

*Very freaked*

*So incredibly freaked*

CANO, CARANTHIRE, YOU TRAITORS STOP ENCOURAGING HER!

*gibbers*

*heads into town with Caranthire's surveillance equipment to stake-out Isildur and Daeron.*

*thinks it's all just too fucking funny* XD

*arrives home with Maglor and I assume, Haldir as well.*

Please, please, please tell us that Norman DID bring Lindorie home like the mortal bastard said, or we're so going to have to break out the seige engines and go back to his fort...

*runs out of the house and yells at his horse (in horse-ish, naturally)*

NEIGH!! WHINNY! NICKER NICKER PFFFFPHHHHHHHHHSSSH!!! WHINNY WHINNY NEIGH! TPHHHHPPTTT, *SNORT* *paws the ground with his foot*

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*worries about Curufin*

*Maybe even angsts a little. Just little.*