Comments | turds: Kan ik an uw oor alstublieft knagen?

turds

Kan ik an uw oor alstublieft knagen?

Jul 27, 2005 21:32

( I'm a mother pheasant plucker )

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weebs42 July 27 2005, 23:53:31 UTC

It would have been pretty awkward if you had tried to shake with your left hand.

weebs42 July 28 2005, 00:00:14 UTC

I knew you were into short, legless, hairy, Britney-Spears-song-composing boys.

aggiexcore July 28 2005, 00:58:06 UTC

ju-iss.... what about jew-ice. and then if you said the words together it would be like jweiss.

turds July 28 2005, 21:52:11 UTC

well every time i say ju-ice my sister and mom think I'm saying jewess, as in the female jew. so i felt i needed to be very specific.

vulcae July 28 2005, 07:49:18 UTC

I learned from sex ed videos that when going to buy large packs of tampons you have to wear a large colorful hat, which will not, as you might think, attract attention, but actually completely disguise you so you won't be seen. Clever, yes?

turds July 28 2005, 21:51:09 UTC

and i learned that at whole foods you can buy flax seed condoms made of coposted cats