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turkishpirate

HELLO YOU ARE THE INTERESTING MAN LOLOLLOL LETS MEET ^_^ KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

Aug 28, 2004 23:56

i have barely been moved in for 6 hours and already the fire alarm has gone off. WE ARE OFF TO A GOOD STARTfor the third year in a row i got a randomly assigned roommate and for the second year in a row it is a pretty metrosexual asian boy. hooray! except for some reason this dude has like 5 or 6 different names -- on my roommate assignment letter ( Read more... )

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brocklisoup August 28 2004, 22:28:58 UTC

You have the most entertaining college-move-in story so far this year

turkishpirate August 28 2004, 22:31:36 UTC

hahahaha. thank you. that means a lot to me.

robot_helmet August 28 2004, 23:19:24 UTC

turn my head to you and tears out of my eyes

Sweet Jesus

He's teary because you don't speak "aspeno".

turkishpirate August 31 2004, 15:48:09 UTC

how'd you know he was talking about a language?

robot_helmet August 31 2004, 18:50:42 UTC

I just assumed that he was using phonetics for "español" . Then again, he could have been trying to fit "ass" into a word and forgot the "s". You should have said to him "Stop.....you had me at 'aspenol'".

turkishpirate September 13 2004, 22:16:45 UTC

getting the fancy spanish "n" in there...that's classy.

also, yeah, he did mean spanish, so good job figuring that out.

streetfighting August 29 2004, 04:39:01 UTC

who's mary pipen?

turkishpirate August 29 2004, 05:27:21 UTC

i assume he meant...mary poppens.

infinitelament August 29 2004, 05:35:51 UTC

Haha, that guy is stalking me too! I also have resorted to mono-syllabic responses.

turkishpirate August 29 2004, 06:08:19 UTC

HAHAHAHA no way! wow. we should team up and pull a prank on him or something. this dude is seriously scary. I hope i never run into him on campus -- that would be really scary.

streetfighting August 29 2004, 06:53:08 UTC

hahahaha imagine this. he gains knowledge of you being one of the bu radio personalities and starts calling up all the time requesting lovey-dovey songs, dedicating them to you :*

infinitelament August 29 2004, 17:06:23 UTC

The story gets better, he was in my friends apartment last night, and now he stalks him.

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doubleosix August 29 2004, 07:42:24 UTC

you know what would be even more scary...is if he is the guy in the background with the light blue shirt on and the asian guy on stage is his previous interest and this is a photo of him doing some stalking.