HELLO YOU ARE THE INTERESTING MAN LOLOLLOL LETS MEET ^_^ KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

[turkishpirate]

i have barely been moved in for 6 hours and already the fire alarm has gone off. WE ARE OFF TO A GOOD STARTfor the third year in a row i got a randomly assigned roommate and for the second year in a row it is a pretty metrosexual asian boy. hooray! except for some reason this dude has like 5 or 6 different names -- on my roommate assignment letter

Comments

[aaronin]

I'm only hoping that I soon too will also get my own stalker.

[pinkzeppelin71]

ahhhhh, internet stalkers are so creepy! i have one too! but your story is fucking hilarious, mine's just sad, haha.

xo.

[techieguru]

Maybe he meant "Merry & Pippen," Tolkien's ambiguously gay duo. Well, one of them.

I think this is why I dreamed last night that I had a stalker. Thanks for that.

[schwing_]

in other news.......

matty, the ftp thing isn't working anymore.
thought you should know.

[schwing_]

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entertaining post as usual