While I don't really have anything much to add... that was hilarious. Thanks for getting me to laugh.
The only bad thing I've ever encountered is this one guy who would move his head around a lot... Like kind of bob it up and down. And that drove me mad. Absolutely mad. It's like, "STAY PUT!" Trying too hard to be a movie star or something.
good god yes, but how am i supposed to figure that out without an online quiz to tell me which one?!?
i don't know, i don't think i do anything wrong. at least, if i do, it's nothing FREAKISH. I think a lot of it is common sense, because i would never have thought to do just about all the things these poor clueless people did.
haha. when he started on the nose did you stop him or were you so weirded out that you let him keep going? because something like that would probably have stunned me for a few moments while i contemplated it.
i once kissed a guy (who lives in nebraska, which probably explains his poor kissing abilities), and i swear to got, he tried to chew my face off. like, my lips were sore from him pressing his teeth into my face. it was horrible. and it was a shame, because he was quite attractive.
now that i think of it, i've kissed two guys who were like that. attention, all guys reading this: MAULING ME IS NOT A TURN-ON! I PREFER IT IF MY LIPS NOT BLEED, THANKS!
i've also experienced "the lesbian" from a female friend of mine. quite surprising, to say the least.
umm, that's all i can think of for now. and i agree with the whole theory on good-kisser, bad-kisser: i think the only reason i've been told i'm good at it is b/c my first boyfriend was a good kisser and an equally good teacher. were he a bad kisser..... well. you know what would have happened.
hahaha. i guess "The Lesbian" isn't quite as disturbing if there are actual lesbians involved, though maybe not; i will never know, since i can't ever be a lesbian.
but yeah, the whole learning thing i only agree with up to a point though. like i said, if my first had done something completely bizarre i'm pretty sure i would have thought something was wrong. but who knows! everyone thinks they are amazing anyways; clearly none of these poor people have any idea they are make-out freaks.
yeah. well, it was pretty surprising b/c up until that point i thought she only liked men. guess not!
and that is true, if someone did something completely weird it'd at least make you think twice about it. and it's really sad that these ppl think they're awesome. ::shudders::
you might as well just accept it. for the rest of your life any comment about dating or family will inevitably be compared to 'the incident.' (at least, for those of us in the know)
Yep. I know the shy turtle quite well. They, indeed, are bad kissers....
...it was funny because she called me a BAD kisser. And I could only think to tell her, that maybe she should would know if her toungue got anywhere near my mouth....
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The only bad thing I've ever encountered is this one guy who would move his head around a lot... Like kind of bob it up and down. And that drove me mad. Absolutely mad. It's like, "STAY PUT!" Trying too hard to be a movie star or something.
Anywho, that's it.
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some people. maaan.
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seriously, the nose one, i think scarred me.. maybe for life =\
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i don't know, i don't think i do anything wrong. at least, if i do, it's nothing FREAKISH. I think a lot of it is common sense, because i would never have thought to do just about all the things these poor clueless people did.
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now that i think of it, i've kissed two guys who were like that. attention, all guys reading this: MAULING ME IS NOT A TURN-ON! I PREFER IT IF MY LIPS NOT BLEED, THANKS!
i've also experienced "the lesbian" from a female friend of mine. quite surprising, to say the least.
umm, that's all i can think of for now. and i agree with the whole theory on good-kisser, bad-kisser: i think the only reason i've been told i'm good at it is b/c my first boyfriend was a good kisser and an equally good teacher. were he a bad kisser..... well. you know what would have happened.
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but yeah, the whole learning thing i only agree with up to a point though. like i said, if my first had done something completely bizarre i'm pretty sure i would have thought something was wrong. but who knows! everyone thinks they are amazing anyways; clearly none of these poor people have any idea they are make-out freaks.
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and that is true, if someone did something completely weird it'd at least make you think twice about it. and it's really sad that these ppl think they're awesome. ::shudders::
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maybe you should stick to the family tree.
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you might as well just accept it. for the rest of your life any comment about dating or family will inevitably be compared to 'the incident.' (at least, for those of us in the know)
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...it was funny because she called me a BAD kisser. And I could only think to tell her, that maybe she should would know if her toungue got anywhere near my mouth....
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