MORE MAKIN' OUT POSTS

[turkishpirate]

in keeping with recent themes 'round here, we 'gonna talk about makin' out. AGAIN

Comments

[robot_helmet]

My head just exploded after reading this, because I think I experienced half of these (including the "Anne Frank", "Dead Fish", and "Hygenist"). I think someone mentioned the "accidental Wet Willie". I used to get the "intentional Wet Willie". Not a fan. And this post also made me paranoid for future dates. I'll have to scribble it down on my hand (shorthand style) and refer to it if something goes awry.

[turkishpirate]

reading this i just realized, what would happen if two Dead Fish made out? would they just sit there with their mouths open and not do anything for like two hours and be totally into it?

maybe the universe would explode instead.

[robot_helmet]

That is a good question. I think it was featured on Unsolved Mysteries.

[turkishpirate]

wait...you got real wet willies, or did someone make out with your ear?

both are bad but i think the latter would be much more bizarre. assuming you mean they stuck their tongue in your ear-hole and not just earlobe nibbling or something.

[pooppoop]

uh oh, i've sucked a nose or 2 in my time. :\

[turkishpirate]

hahaha.

why? what were you thinking? [i ask this unsarcastically, so no offense intended]

[pooppoop]

its just an urge that i act upon.

i think im probably a bad kisser as it is, so it's just a change of pace, i guess.

it's very obvious the recipient has no idea how to react, but i really dont care. ;)

[thecureforcolds]

Mattybear...posts like these remind me of how much i wuv you and miss talking to you!

[turkishpirate]

hey, i haven't disappeared. i'm still around, baby.

i've always liked that user icon of yours, where is it from?

[dazinwinter]

If someone sucked on my nose, I would strangle them because that is just extremely unattractive and unacceptable.

Also, people who slober are the worst. kbye

[pinstriped]

if someone were to suck on my nose, the image of someone giving CPR to a dog (because if you ever had/wanted to resuscitate your pet, you'd put your mouth over its nose) would creep into my head & i would probably puke. it's so strange!

kissers that have excessive amounts of saliva while kissing aren't so hot, either. but i guess that encountering bad kissers make you really appreciate the good ones.

[turkishpirate]

i'm glad you made the distinction between having to and just plain wanting to give your pet CPR.

"no, the dog wasn't dying, mom. but there was nothing good on tv and it's not like i had anything better to do."

and i don't know. i've never met a bad kisser but i can still appreciate the good ones. oh baby.

[pinstriped]

you could have the option of giving cpr to a dog, but not want to do it - i didn't mean do it just for kicks!

[turkishpirate]

aww. i liked it better the other way.